"I said, there's the H to pay if my family ever finds out I called long distance!"
In an attempt to curb our potty mouths, Alisa and I are inserting "H" for all swears. Allow me to illustrate:
What the H?!
That's H'ed up the H.
You H H.
You H'in H H'er, you H'ed my H!!
I think it's been pretty effective so far. Feel free to give it a spin.