So I know I'm a big fat liar, and I haven't written in ages, and you all hate me hate me hate me. But I am actually sitting on my couch. Right now. Alone. Watching Big Jim's DNC coverage, and can I just say...
Beau Biden? Foxy.

What's that you say, Beau? Want me to hold your little donkey while you're away? Well, ok, I'll take it.